Today is a historic day. We will tell our kids about this day. We will speak in hushed tones about it.
We will mark March 19 on our calendars. We will pay tribute to it. We will remember.
For today is the day they perfected television.
I am of course talking about Splash. The perfect television show.
Splash pairs celebrities and diving. I know - I know - It is heaven. Splash has a 65 year old Kareem Abdul Jabar trying to perform a summersault. Splash has Ndamukong Suh (a 300 pound linebacker from the Detroit Lions) attempting a swan dive. Splash has Rudy from the Cosby Show in a swimsuit and pairs her against comic Louie Anderson.
Splash has synchronised swimmers kicking into commercial breaks.
I can't think of a better program. Wait....Wait....I spoke too soon. There are several better ideas.
Jump - Celebrity Skipping
Fall - Celebrity Parkour
Slide - Celebrity Luge
and of course
Pong - Celebrity Table Tennis.
It turns out TV truly has no limit to the heights it can reach or the depths it will dive to.
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